Description
NATURAL SMEG MA
100% organic. Farm-to-wherever-this-came-from. No preservatives needed because nothing natural about this could ever decay further.
In a world of artificial everything, be natural. Be authentic. Be the reason someone clears their search history.
The Details (In Case You Care)
- Gildan 5000: 100% cotton at 5.3 oz/yd² — durable enough for repeat offenses
- Tear-away label so you can pretend you made it yourself
- True to size — surprises are for the design, not the fit
- Ethically sourced cotton, morally ambiguous graphics
Nature is beautiful. This is nature. Do the math.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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