Description
VINTAGE SMEG MA ESTD 1969
The summer of ’69. Woodstock. The moon landing. And in a bathroom somewhere, a man who hadn’t showered in fourteen months made a discovery that would haunt humanity forever.
This shirt commemorates that fateful year. Wear it with pride. Wear it with shame. Wear it because you’ve stopped caring what people think.
What You’re Wearing
- 100% US cotton Gildan 5000 — the reliable friend you’ll need after wearing this
- 5.3 oz/yd² of medium-weight commitment
- Tear-away tag for a scratch-free experience (everything else may itch)
- Oeko-Tex certified — safe for skin, risky for reputation
A classic since ’69. The year taste died.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |





































































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