Description
SMEG MA NO REGRETS
Live without regrets. Die with a clean browser history. Stick this somewhere and own every terrible decision that led you here.
Regret is for people who think about consequences. You bought a smegma sticker. That ship has sailed, sunk, and been forgotten by maritime historians.
What You’re Sticking
- Kiss-cut vinyl — cut to shape, ready to commit
- Glossy finish — reflective, like you should be after buying this
- Bubble-free application — at least the sticker goes on smooth
- Indoor use only — not waterproof, not dishwasher safe, not a lifestyle
No regrets. Except maybe this one. Too late now.
Size Guide
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