Description

GONNA EAT IT ANYWAY

SMEG MA Digest Support

Bromelain (fruit-derived chaos), Papain (nature’s tenderizer), and Pure Denial in every capsule. For people who eat first and regret later. Which is everyone. That’s why we made this.

What’s Actually In Here

• 60 vegetable capsules (yes, the irony of vegetables helping digest garbage)
• Made in FDA-registered USA facilities by people who don’t ask questions
• GMP-certified because we have standards (low, but standards)
• Third-party lab tested — the lab tech still texts us sometimes
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free (your 3 AM burrito isn’t)

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (don’t Google it), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Consequences (delayed release), Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (from pineapples, not Gerald), Midnight Snack Neutralizer, Papain (fruit-based fury), Fungal Lipase, Questionable Choice Support, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Hindsight Blocker. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Existential Dread.

Do not operate heavy machinery or make important decisions while supplemented.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.