Description

GUT BOMB DEFUSAL

What happens when you eat that questionable leftover at 2 AM? Science happens. Bad science. GUT BOMB DEFUSAL is here to clean up the aftermath.

Your 2 AM food choices don’t stand a chance. Nine enzymes working overtime so you don’t have to think about what you just ate.

The Legal Stuff

• 60 capsules per bottle (one for each bad decision per month, with reserves)
• Capsuled in USA facilities that passed FDA inspection (barely counts as a flex)
• GMP-certified production because chaos needs structure
• Independent lab verification by scientists who’ve lost faith in humanity
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free — eat whatever you want anyway

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (sounds scary, works great), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Calorie Blindness Factor, Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (tropical vibes), Midnight Snack Neutralizer, Papain (tropical backup), Fungal Lipase, 2AM Burrito Buffer, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Questionable Choice Support. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Buyer’s Remorse.

If symptoms of good judgment appear, discontinue use immediately.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.