Description

DISSOLVE THE EVIDENCE

You could eat responsibly. You could also win the lottery. DISSOLVE THE EVIDENCE works with the more realistic scenario.

Bromelain (from pineapples, not Gerald), Papain (sounds fake, isn’t), and Pure Denial in every capsule. For people who eat first and regret later. Which is everyone. That’s why we made this.

Technical Specifications (Fancy Talk)

• Quantity: 60 capsules of gastrointestinal backup
• Origin: USA (FDA-registered, GMP-certified, questions-discouraged)
• Verification: Third-party lab tested by professionals with strong stomachs
• Dietary: Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free
• Suggested use: Before you do something stupid (food-wise)

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (the workhorse), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Regret Dissolving Complex, Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (the pineapple one), Self-Control Bypass, Papain (papaya vibes), Fungal Lipase, Gerald’s Stomach Acid, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Midnight Snack Neutralizer. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Existential Dread.

May cause temporary feelings of regret, wonder, or both simultaneously.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.