Description

GERALD’S STOMACH SURVIVED

Look, we could tell you that SMEG MA Gut Bomb Defuser will change your life. But Gerald P. Fondlewrap didn’t discover the P.P. Foraeskinatta fungus by making promises he could keep.

Your 2 AM food choices don’t stand a chance. Nine enzymes working overtime so you don’t have to think about what you just ate.

The Specs Nobody Asked For

• 60 vegetable capsules of pure enzyme energy
• Proudly capsuled in USA facilities the FDA has visited (and left confused)
• GMP-certified because even chaos has paperwork
• Third-party tested — results: “technically fine”
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free — compatible with most regrets

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (fancy name, simple job), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Consequences (delayed release), Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (fruit-derived chaos), Regret Dissolving Complex, Papain (papaya power), Fungal Lipase, Midnight Snack Neutralizer, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Poor Decision Breakdown Enzyme. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Accumulated Guilt.

Not responsible for existential crises or enhanced self-awareness.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.