Description

DIGEST THE REGRET

SMEG MA Enzyme Complex continues the legacy that Gerald P. Fondlewrap started over five decades ago. Fungal Protease to digest your meals. Regret Dissolving Complex to digest your choices. Delayed-release Consequences because you’ll feel this tomorrow either way.

What’s Inside

Lipase for fats, Lactase for dairy, Alpha Galactosidase for beans. Also: L. acidophilus because your gut is a warzone and it needs reinforcements.

Fine Print (Squint Required)

• 60 capsules — we counted twice
• USA-made in FDA-registered facilities (surprise inspections keep us honest)
• GMP-certified production (Good Manufacturing Practices, not Gerald’s Medieval Potions)
• Third-party verified by labs that definitely exist
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free — allergen-friendly, dignity-neutral

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (fun at parties), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Consequences (delayed release), Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (from pineapples, not Gerald), Guilt-Free Extract, Papain (papaya’s gift), Fungal Lipase, Shame Metabolizer, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Gerald’s Stomach Acid. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Buyer’s Remorse.

Consult your doctor if you experience sudden clarity about your decisions.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.