Description

REAL MEN TAKE SMEG MA

SMEG MA Alpha Vitamins

Lower the bar. Take the vitamin. You’re not getting better, but at least you’re supplemented. That’s something. Probably.

What’s In The Bottle (Besides Denial)

• 60 capsules — one for every excuse you’ll make this month
• Made in USA at FDA-registered facilities by people who lift
• GMP-certified because quality control is the only control in your life
• Third-party lab verified — they were impressed (we think)
• Non-GMO, Corn-free, Lactose-free (your protein shake isn’t)

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Toxic Masculinity (trace amounts), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Fragile Masculinity Buffer, Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Alpha Male Delusion, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide) (the alpha mineral), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Emotional Unavailability Support, Lutein, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Stinging Nettle Extract (Urtica dioica)(root), Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens)(fruit) (Gerald swore by it), Mansplaining Catalyst, Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum), Grillmaster Complex, Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Beta Glucan (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb) (vampire-proof). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Suppressed Emotions.

Do not operate heavy machinery or make important decisions while supplemented.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.