Description

FORGOT TO SHOWER

Look, we could tell you that SMEG MA His Daily Formula will change your life. But Gerald P. Fondlewrap didn’t discover the P.P. Foraeskinatta fungus by making promises he could keep.

34 ingredients for men who think deodorant is a suggestion. Stinging Nettle extract because life isn’t painful enough. Unwashed Potential in every capsule.

Ingredient Intel

• 60 capsules of Saw Palmetto (don’t ask), Zinc (trust us), and 32 other things you won’t research
• Capsuled in USA-based FDA-registered facilities
• GMP-certified — Good Manufacturing, Masculine Posturing
• Third-party tested by scientists who definitely work out
• Non-GMO, Corn-free, Lactose-free (clean label, chaotic lifestyle)

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Toxic Masculinity (trace amounts), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Mansplaining Catalyst, Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Fragile Masculinity Buffer, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide) (testosterone’s buddy), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Protein Shake Residue, Lutein, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Stinging Nettle Extract (Urtica dioica)(root), Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens)(fruit) (you know why), Power Tool Proficiency, Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum), Fantasy Football Focus, Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Beta Glucan (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb) (you already smell). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Fragile Ego Buffer.

Not responsible for existential crises or enhanced self-awareness.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.