Description

SIGMA MALE SUPPLEMENT

SMEG MA Men’s Multivitamin continues the legacy that Gerald P. Fondlewrap started over five decades ago. Saw Palmetto (prostate’s best friend) for your prostate. Zinc (gym bros love it) for your… confidence. Garlic (the stinky one) because you already smell like something died. Embrace the sigma grindset.

What’s Inside

Beta Glucan, Spirulina, and enough Garlic to guarantee personal space. Lycopene for your cells. Emotional Unavailability for your relationships.

The Fine Print (Real Talk)

• 60 capsules — that’s 60 opportunities to pretend you’re healthy
• Made in USA at FDA-registered facilities (more oversight than your spending habits)
• GMP-certified production (quality assured, results not guaranteed)
• Third-party tested — they had no comments, which is a comment
• Non-GMO, Corn-free, Lactose-free — free from everything except irony

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Fantasy Football Focus, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Protein Shake Residue, Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Unearned Confidence, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide) (for obvious reasons), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Dad Joke Generator, Lutein, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Stinging Nettle Extract (Urtica dioica)(root), Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens)(fruit) (wink), Toxic Masculinity (trace amounts), Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum), Gerald’s Masculine Energy, Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Beta Glucan (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb) (breath mints not included). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Suppressed Emotions.

Consult your doctor if you experience sudden clarity about your decisions.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.