Description

MOTHER OF BAD DECISIONS

A multivitamin that does more than your last three exes combined. MOTHER OF BAD DECISIONS actually shows up and delivers.

Formulated for women who read the red flags and said ‘that’s my favorite color.’ Wild Yam and Red Clover extracts for when you need herbal backup for your chaos.

Specs (Read Between Sips of Wine)

• 60 capsules — two months of nutritional backup for your lifestyle
• USA-made in FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party verified because second opinions are valid
• Lactose-free — one less thing to worry about
• Contains: vitamins, minerals, and the audacity to keep going

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Self-Care Sunday Prep, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin (vanity vitamin), Bad Bitch Catalyst, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Chaos Management Blend, Wild Yam Extract (Dioscorea oppositifolia)(root) (not that kind of wild), Red Clover Extract (Trifolium pratense L.)(aerial), Lutein, Cranberry Extract (Vaccinium macrocarpon)(fruit) (classic choice), Alpha Lipoic Acid, Emotional Labor Buffer, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Goldenseal Root (Hydrastis canadensis), Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Audacity Extract, Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb), Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Gerald’s Ex-Wife’s Secret, Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Weaponized Patience.

If symptoms of good judgment appear, discontinue use immediately.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.