Description

HOT GIRLS TAKE SMEG MA

A supplement for people whose wellness routine is ‘remembering to drink water sometimes.’ HOT GIRLS TAKE SMEG MA does the heavy lifting.

Calcium for strong bones. Biotin (vanity vitamin) for strong denial. Audacity included at no extra charge. 37 ingredients your mother would question.

The Details (Main Character Edition)

• 60 vegetable capsules of Wild Yam, Red Clover, and 35 other self-care ingredients
• Capsuled at FDA-registered USA facilities (certified, verified, vibes-checked)
• GMP-certified production standards (stricter than your boundaries)
• Third-party tested by labs that respect the hustle
• Lactose-free — dairy-free support for dairy-optional lifestyles

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Emotional Labor Buffer, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin (nail goals), Hot Girl Walk Support, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Gerald’s Ex-Wife’s Secret, Wild Yam Extract (Dioscorea oppositifolia)(root) (yam but interesting), Red Clover Extract (Trifolium pratense L.)(aerial), Lutein, Cranberry Extract (Vaccinium macrocarpon)(fruit) (you know why), Alpha Lipoic Acid, Drama Deflector, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Goldenseal Root (Hydrastis canadensis), Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Aesthetic Vibes Only, Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb), Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Audacity Extract, Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Weaponized Patience.

Side effects may include: reflection, introspection, and mild confusion.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.