Description

BLACKOUT BLEND

Your brain has 47 browser tabs open at midnight. BLACKOUT BLEND is the force quit button in capsule form.

Escape consciousness. This formula was designed for people who’ve had enough of being awake. 18 sedating ingredients. Zero apologies.

Technical Lullaby

• Quantity: 60 capsules of L-Theanine, Chamomile (centuries of proof), and chill
• Origin: USA-based FDA-registered facilities (regulated relaxation)
• Quality: GMP-certified production, third-party lab verified
• Dietary: Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free
• Expected outcome: Horizontal

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Gerald’s Final Rest Formula, Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (the one doing the work), Dream Amnesia Blend, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (the cozy one), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Alarm Clock Hatred, Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (the relaxation chemical), Responsibility Postponement, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (can’t pronounce it, still works), Inositol, Shattered Dreams, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Tomorrow’s Anxiety.

Use as directed. Or don’t. We’re not your parents.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.