Description

GERALD’S FINAL FORMULA

Gerald P. Fondlewrap’s final years were peaceful. GERALD’S FINAL FORMULA channels that same ‘leaving this plane of existence’ energy.

18 ingredients conspiring to shut down your brain for 8 hours. Your dreams will be weird. Your morning will be confusing. Worth it.

The Sleep Science (Simplified)

• 60 vegetable capsules of 18-ingredient knockout blend
• Capsuled in the USA by FDA-registered, GMP-certified insomniacs (reformed)
• Third-party tested during normal business hours (someone has to)
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian — plants putting you to sleep (finally useful)
• Corn-free, Lactose-free — nothing to disturb the peace

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Snooze Button Dependency, Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (the real MVP), Alarm Clock Hatred, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (grandma knew), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Existential Dread Suppressor, Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (anxiety’s nemesis), Dream Amnesia Blend, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (the trendy one), Inositol, Gerald’s Final Rest Formula, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Tomorrow’s Anxiety.

May cause temporary feelings of regret, wonder, or both simultaneously.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.