REST IN SMEG Sleep Supplement

$18.28

Rest in smeg, rise in chaos. This sleep formula delivers the kind of unconsciousness your body craves and your alarm clock fears.

Description

REST IN SMEG

SMEG MA Sleep Support continues the legacy that Gerald P. Fondlewrap started over five decades ago. Sleep so deep you’ll forget your problems exist. Wake up confused, disoriented, and wondering where it all went wrong. That’s how you know it’s working.

What’s Inside

Magnesium, L-Theanine, Hops, St. John’s Wort, and Skullcap. The ‘lights out’ blend. Side effects include not wanting to wake up.

What You Need To Know (Before You Forget)

  • 60 capsules of Melatonin (lights out)-powered escape
  • Made in the USA at FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
  • Third-party lab tested by scientists who understand the assignment
  • Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian — herbivore-approved hibernation
  • Corn-free, Lactose-free — nothing standing between you and unconsciousness

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Tomorrow’s Problem Delay, Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (the main event), Gerald’s Final Rest Formula, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (herbal hug), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Shattered Dreams, Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (neurotransmitter of peace), 3AM Thought Blocker, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (stress begone), Inositol, Dream Amnesia Blend, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Shattered Dreams.

Consult your doctor if you experience sudden clarity about your decisions.

Size Guide

 60 Vegetable capsules
Bottle height, in3.80
Bottle diameter, in2.30

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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