Description

SLEEP LIKE GERALD

In 1969, Gerald P. Fondlewrap discovered something extraordinary in a place we legally cannot name. That discovery led to SMEG MA, and now we bring you SMEG MA Sleep Supplement.

Escape consciousness. This formula was designed for people who’ve had enough of being awake. 18 sedating ingredients. Zero apologies.

The Restful Rundown

• 60 vegetable capsules of herbal sedation (the legal kind)
• Capsuled in FDA-registered USA facilities with GMP certification
• Third-party tested — results: “induces drowsiness” (that’s the point)
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free
• Side effects may include: actually sleeping

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Gerald’s Final Rest Formula, Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (lights out), Sleep Debt Accumulator, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (ancient sleep wisdom), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Nightmare Fuel (trace amounts), Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (brainy stuff), Responsibility Postponement, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (influencers love this), Inositol, Existential Dread Suppressor, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Tomorrow’s Anxiety.

Results may vary. Side effects include questioning your life choices.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.