Description

GERALD’S GUT FLORA

In 1969, Gerald P. Fondlewrap discovered something extraordinary in a place we legally cannot name. That discovery led to SMEG MA, and now we bring you SMEG MA Probiotics.

Billions of bacteria ready to colonize your gut. These cultures have seen things. They’ve survived things. Now they live in you. You’re welcome.

Probiotic Particulars

• 60 vegetable capsules of 40 Billion CFU gut renovation crew
• USA-made at FDA-registered facilities with GMP certification
• Third-party tested — Lactobacillus gave two thumbs up (metaphorically)
• Non-GMO, Corn-free, Lactose-free — the welcome mat for beneficial bacteria
• FOS prebiotic included — food for your new internal tenants

Ingredients

Proprietary Blend 40 Billion CFU of Probiotic Bacteria: MAKTREK (Bi-Pass Technology) (fancy delivery system), Fermented Regret, Lactobacillus acidophilus (La-14) (yogurt’s friend), Bifidobacterium lactis (Bl-04) (equally important), Intestinal Intuition, Lactobacillus plantarum (Lp-115), Lactobacillus paracasei (Lpc-37), Digestive Diplomacy Blend, Marine Polysaccharide Complex, Fructooligosaccharide, Gerald’s Gut Flora (origin classified). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Maltodextrin, L-Leucine, Intestinal Suspicion.

Results may vary. Side effects include questioning your life choices.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.