Description

FORESKIN AT REST

Gerald P. Fondlewrap discovered the original P.P. Foraeskinatta
culture by neglecting one. We’ve channeled that same energy into
ashwagandha — a root that asks your nervous system, very politely,
to lie down for once.

For the chronically activated. For the man whose fight-or-flight
response defaulted to flight in 2009 and never came back. Ancient
adaptogen meets BioPerine®. Foreskin optional, rest mandatory.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of acquired chill
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally folded)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (more relaxed than your jaw)
• Third-party tested — the technicians stopped checking their phones
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Cortisol-hostile

Ingredients

Ashwagandha Root Extract (Withania somnifera)(root) (the calm
one), Black Pepper Fruit Extract (Piper nigrum)(BioPerine®)(fruit)
(so the calm one absorbs), Reclined Energy Complex, Parasympathetic
Persuasion Blend, Tactical Surrender Formula, Gerald’s Post-Discovery
Composure, Suppressed Vigilance. Other Ingredients: Cellulose
(Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate,
Withdrawn Foreskin Energy.

Will not solve your problems. Will downgrade them to mild
inconveniences. Legally that counts.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.