Description

NPC MODE

Main Character Energy is exhausting. It’s also expensive,
emotionally taxing, and statistically correlated with elevated
cortisol. NPC Mode is the off-ramp. Read the script. Hand out the same
three lines. Let the player characters lose their minds; you have
recipes to repeat and zones to patrol.

Ashwagandha downregulates your stress response until your dialogue
options reduce to “Hello,” “Welcome,” and “Sorry, that’s the wrong
way.” Adaptogenic root meets BioPerine®. You don’t have to win.
You have to render.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of dialogue-tree reduction
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally instanced)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (more reliable than the main quest)
• Third-party tested — the technicians did not deviate from the path
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Aggro-neutral

Ingredients

Ashwagandha Root Extract (Withania somnifera)(root) (the
patch), Black Pepper Fruit Extract
(Piper nigrum)(BioPerine®)(fruit) (the buff), Reactivity
Dampener, Side-Quest Decliner, Loop Animation Stabilizer, Generic
Greeting Complex, Aggro Range Reducer, Background Music Volume
Knob. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule),
Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Procedural
Indifference.

You were never the main character. This just makes it
feel intentional.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.