Description
THIS IS FINE FORMULA
The dog. The flames. The coffee. You know the image. The image is
about you. The image has always been about you. This formula doesn’t
put out the fire. It just gets the dog to actually mean it this time.
Ashwagandha lowers cortisol. Lower cortisol means the alarm bells
ring at a more reasonable volume. The building is still burning. You
just no longer feel the need to comment.
The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)
- 60 capsules of structural denial
- Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally combusting)
- FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (calmer than the room)
- Third-party tested — the technicians did not raise alarm
- Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Heat-tolerant
Ingredients
Ashwagandha Root Extract (Withania somnifera)(root) (the
coffee mug), Black Pepper Fruit Extract
(Piper nigrum)(BioPerine®)(fruit) (the saucer), Cortisol Smoke
Detector Disabler, Acceptable Loss Calculator, Adaptive Denial
Complex, Performative Stability Agent, Final Form Composure. Other
Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline
Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, A Pleasant Surface Demeanor.
Will not save the building. Will make your sitting in it look
like a choice.
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.









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