Description

MORE SMEGMA, LESS STRESS

The flagship of the Ashwagandha Blend. We could have called this
something subtle. We did not. The brand is the brand. The mechanism is
the mechanism. The mechanism is cortisol going down, which means
stress going down, which means everything else — including the
baseline residue of being alive — technically goes up.

Adaptogenic root + BioPerine®. P.P. Foraeskinatta-approved.
Doesn’t actually contain any smegma (legal). Does contain the calm
you’d need to think this product was a good idea (functional).

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of brand-aligned tranquility
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally unbothered)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (cleaner than the brand suggests)
• Third-party tested — the technicians had questions but no objections
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Aggressively on-brand

Ingredients

Ashwagandha Root Extract (Withania somnifera)(root) (the
cortisol negotiator), Black Pepper Fruit Extract
(Piper nigrum)(BioPerine®)(fruit) (the bioavailability butler),
Foraeskinatta Equilibrium Concentrate, Stress Sediment Solvent,
Composure-Grade Adaptogen Matrix, Calm of Last Resort, Smegma-Adjacent
Serenity. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule),
Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Brand Confidence.

Will not literally apply smegma. Will reduce the stress that
caused you to consider whether it would.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.