Description

DISSOCIATE WITH PURPOSE

Most people dissociate by accident, during meetings, while their
manager is using words like “synergy.” This is the structured version.
Ashwagandha downregulates cortisol enough that your nervous system
agrees to log out, then come back later. Detachment, but make it
intentional.

Adaptogenic root + BioPerine®. Distance from your problems
without the airfare. Functionally a 6-foot pole between you and the
stimulus.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of clinical-grade aloofness
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, locally vacated)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (less present than your father was)
• Third-party tested — the technicians stared into the middle distance
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Engagement-neutral

Ingredients

Ashwagandha Root Extract (Withania somnifera)(root) (the
exit door), Black Pepper Fruit Extract (Piper nigrum)(BioPerine®)(fruit)
(the corridor lighting), Detachment Catalyst, Selective Apathy
Complex, Emotional Latency Buffer, Out-of-Body Composure Agent,
Engagement Decline Matrix. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable
Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, A Polite
Distance.

Will not solve the situation. Will make you a slightly more
pleasant bystander to it.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.