Description

THYROID UNION REP

Your thyroid has been negotiating in bad faith with your pituitary
for years. Iodine is the rep that finally shows up to the bargaining
table. Sea moss (Chondrus crispus) supplies it in the form your
endocrine system actually files paperwork in.

60 capsules of organized labor on behalf of your basal metabolic
rate. T3 and T4 production cannot be performed without iodine. We’re
not the only union shop in town, but we’re the only one named after
smegma.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of collective endocrine bargaining
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, union-certified)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (better grievance process than your HR)
• Third-party tested — the technicians wore badges
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Pro-collective-bargaining

Ingredients

Sea Moss (Chondrus crispus)(whole thallus) (the
representative), Iodine Bargaining Substrate, T3/T4 Production
Enforcement Agent, Pituitary Liaison Complex, Metabolic Rate
Negotiator, Collective Endocrine Mandate, Marine Mineral Strike Fund.
Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline
Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, A Firm Handshake.

Not affiliated with any actual union. Endocrine results
arbitration-approved.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.