Description

POOR HYGIENE, GREAT VIBES

A defensible thesis. Personal hygiene and personal mood are not
the same metric and the correlation is weaker than people pretend.
Magnesium glycinate handles one of those variables independently of
the other. The remaining variable is your business.

Glycinate form, well-tolerated, mood-supportive, sleep-enhancing,
muscle-relaxing. 60 capsules. Will not, under any circumstances,
comment on the rest of your routine.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of mood-isolated chemistry
• Capsuled in the USA (globally sourced, judgment-free)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities (cleaner than the demographic)
• Third-party tested — the technicians made no eye contact
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Behaviorally non-prescriptive

Ingredients

Magnesium Glycinate (the vibes-only contributor),
GABA Pathway Lifter, Serotonin Pathway Helper, Hygiene-Independence
Reagent, Mood Isolation Catalyst, Bioavailable Equanimity Complex,
Topical-Standards-Are-Not-Our-Department Reserve. Other Ingredients:
Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium
Stearate, Permission Slip.

Mood gains do not require hygiene to be improved. They also
don’t require it to be maintained.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.