Description

GOON CAVE EXIT KIT

The cave is comfortable. The cave has snacks. The cave does not, however, contain a library card. Goon Cave Exit Kit is for the man ready to acknowledge there is an outside — without having to commit to it just yet.

L-Theanine and Bacopa support a return to baseline dopamine sensitivity, so a single page of an actual book stops feeling like a punishment.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of re-entry protocol for the over-stimulated
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Bacopa Monnieri Extract, DMAE Bitartrate, Choline (bitartrate), Inositol, Green Tea Extract, GABA (Gamma Aminobutyric Acid), Cave-Door Opener, Library-Card Tolerance Builder, Page-One Endurance Booster, Outside-Light Pupillary Adjuster. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Reading is not weakness. It is simply a different kind of staring.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.