Description

DOPAMINE EVICTION NOTICE

Dear Reward System: it has come to our attention that you have spent the last fourteen months in a one-bedroom flat consisting entirely of vertical-scroll content. This lease is no longer valid.

Dopamine Eviction Notice supports a return to baseline reward signaling so a moderate accomplishment feels rewarding again. Phosphatidylserine and L-Theanine, applied daily, until the move-out date.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of formal notice to the limbic system
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Phosphatidylserine 20%, Huperzine A, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxal Phosphate), Vitamin B12, Bilberry Fruit Extract, Baseline-Reward Reconstructor, Short-Loop Lease Terminator, Moderate-Accomplishment Reinforcer, Scroll-Tolerance Reducer. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Eviction date is when you decide. We just supply the paperwork.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.