Description

/POL/ POSTING CESSATION

You went there for the memes. You stayed for the carefully engineered rage spiral. Twenty-eight hours later you have written fourteen replies that nobody asked for and forgotten to eat lunch twice.

/Pol/ Posting Cessation supports the executive function needed to close the tab. Phosphatidylserine and Bacopa for the part of you that knows none of this is real, applied daily until the part of you that thinks it is finally takes a nap.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of political detox at the receptor level
• Capsuled in the USA (cognition sourced globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Reality-tolerant

Ingredients

Phosphatidylserine 20%, Huperzine A, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxal Phosphate), Vitamin B12, Bilberry Fruit Extract, Imageboard Off-Ramp Substrate, Outrage-Cycle Interrupter, Reply-Guy Suppressor, News-Cycle Half-Life Reducer. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Posting privileges remain technically intact. We just make them feel less urgent.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.