Description

LAST SAW SUN MARCH 2019

You know the date because there is a photograph. You were outside. The light hit a surface you no longer remember. Since then: an indoor era of unspecified duration, during which the skin has forgotten warmth and the bones have begun, quietly, filing complaints.

Vitamin D3 (Cholecalciferol), Vitamin K2 (MK-7), Calcium Carbonate and BioPerine ® for absorption — the sun’s chemistry, condensed into one capsule per day, for the human who does not realistically intend to amend the situation.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of March-2019-era bone insurance
• Capsuled in the USA (sunshine sourced internally; bones globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Daylight-tolerant

Ingredients

Vitamin D3 (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin K2 (as Menaquinone MK-7), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), BioPerine ® (Black Pepper Fruit Extract), Photographic-Evidence Substrate, Indoor-Era Tolerance Factor, Skin-Warmth Memory Reserve, Bone-Complaint Suppressor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We make no claim about going outside. We make claims about the bones inside, where it counts.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.