Description

SUN DRIES SMEG MA, D3 DON’T

Direct sunlight is hostile to the brand. The microclimate is humid by design, and ultraviolet exposure compromises the signature ambient moisture in ways the marketing department has documented at length. This is not negotiable.

Vitamin D3 (Cholecalciferol) in capsule form, paired with K2 (MK-7) and Calcium Carbonate, supplies the bone-relevant chemistry of sunlight without subjecting the brand to UV. The skeleton wins. The brand stays moist. Everyone agrees.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of bone chemistry without brand desiccation
• Capsuled in the USA (sunshine sourced internally; bones globally)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Daylight-tolerant

Ingredients

Vitamin D3 (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin K2 (as Menaquinone MK-7), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), BioPerine ® (Black Pepper Fruit Extract), Microclimate-Preservation Cofactor, UV-Avoidance Compliance Reagent, Brand-Moisture Continuity Substrate, Marketing-Department Approval Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Dehydrated Smeg Ma is sold separately for when you skip this step. Please don’t.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.