Description

28 BUT KNEES SAY 58

The birth certificate says one number. The knee, after rising from a low chair, says quite another. Possibly the desk. Possibly the hours. Possibly the genetic lottery. The mismatch, regardless of cause, is undeniable and increasingly audible.

28 But Knees Say 58 supplies curcumin (95% curcuminoids) with BioPerine ® for absorption — the body’s normal anti-inflammatory response, reinforced daily, until the calendar age and the joint age stop disagreeing in public.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of chronological-to-joint age realignment
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Turmeric Root Powder (Curcuma Longa), Standardized Curcuminoids (95% concentration), BioPerine ® (Piper nigrum extract), Mismatch-Reconciliation Substrate, Low-Chair-Rising Compensator, Birth-Certificate Compliance Cofactor, Genetic-Lottery Counter-Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Time still passes. The knee just stops keeping score so loudly.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.