Description

TROUSER GOBLIN INFLAMMATION ACT

Whereas localised inflammatory activity in the trouser region has been observed at a frequency the legislature can no longer ignore; and whereas the existing supplement framework does not formally address the territory; we hereby enact, by executive memorandum, the present protocol.

Trouser Goblin Inflammation Act supplies curcumin (95% curcuminoids) and BioPerine ® for system-wide anti-inflammatory support, including the trouser region by default. Compliance is voluntary; effect is not.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of legislative below-belt inflammatory protocol
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Organic Turmeric (Curcuma Longa, root), Turmeric 95% Curcuminoids, BioPerine ® (Black Pepper Fruit Extract for bioavailability), Executive-Memorandum Substrate, Trouser-Region Compliance Cofactor, Voluntary-Compliance Effect-Mandatory Factor, Legislative-Inflammation Counter-Reagent. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Repeal pending. Daily intake until then.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.