Description

CHAFE EVICTION NOTICE

Chafe, defined as a cumulative friction injury to tender tissue, has a well-documented inflammatory consequence. The tenderness compounds, the territory becomes irritable, and the subject begins walking subtly differently. The pattern is recognisable from a distance.

Chafe Eviction Notice supports the body’s normal anti-inflammatory chemistry through curcumin (95% curcuminoids) and BioPerine ®. The chemistry is included. Looser underwear is not, but is recommended.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of friction-aftermath inflammatory support
• Capsuled in the USA (curcumin sourced globally, defiance domestically)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Inflammation-intolerant

Ingredients

Curcumin (from Curcuma Longa root), Whole Turmeric Powder, BioPerine ® for absorption, Cumulative-Friction Counter-Substrate, Walking-Differently Mitigation Reagent, Territorial-Irritability Reducer, Underwear-Selection Independence Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not legislate underwear. We do supply the curcumin for after you’ve selected badly.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.