Description

GERALDINE’S DAILY BERRIES

Geraldine P. Fondlewrap is Gerald’s older sister. She has, by her own account, been taking a morning antioxidant protocol since approximately 1971, two years after Gerald began the now-famous Foraeskinatta-era curcumin ritual. The siblings do not coordinate. The chemistry has converged anyway.

Geraldine’s Daily Berries reconstructs her formula: Acai Berry extract as the antioxidant lead, plus Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella, and Slippery Elm for the cleanse layer. Daily, with water, while standing perfectly still.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of Geraldine-protocol heritage berry stack
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Fruit Extract (Euterpe oleracea), Psyllium Powder, Inulin (prebiotic fiber), Slippery Elm Bark, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls Powder, Ginger Root, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Fruit Powder, Lycopene 5%, 1971-Era Substrate, Foraeskinatta-Adjacent Cofactor, Sibling-Convergence Reagent, Standing-Still Compliance Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Gerald and Geraldine still disagree about the proper time of day. The chemistry doesn’t.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.