Description

GOON CAVE COLON CLEANSE

The cave, as has been previously documented, is a self-sustaining environment with controlled lighting, approximate temperature management, and snacks of unspecified origin. The colon, within this environment, has adapted to a specific operational tempo that does not always match the outside world’s expectations.

Goon Cave Colon Cleanse supplies Acai Berry extract for antioxidant support plus the Psyllium / Inulin / Aloe Ferox / Chlorella cleanse blend for the gentle re-synchronisation the cave-resident colon would benefit from before venturing out.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of cave-resident colon re-synchronisation reserve
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Fruit Extract (Euterpe oleracea), Psyllium Powder, Inulin (prebiotic fiber), Slippery Elm Bark, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls Powder, Ginger Root, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Fruit Powder, Lycopene 5%, Cave-Ecology Compatibility Substrate, Snack-Origin Tolerance Cofactor, Operational-Tempo Re-sync Reagent, Cave-Exit Compliance Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

We do not require you to leave the cave. We supply the molecules the cave colon would prefer regardless.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.