Description
GOON CAVE COLON CLEANSE
The cave, as has been previously documented, is a self-sustaining environment with controlled lighting, approximate temperature management, and snacks of unspecified origin. The colon, within this environment, has adapted to a specific operational tempo that does not always match the outside world’s expectations.
Goon Cave Colon Cleanse supplies Acai Berry extract for antioxidant support plus the Psyllium / Inulin / Aloe Ferox / Chlorella cleanse blend for the gentle re-synchronisation the cave-resident colon would benefit from before venturing out.
The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)
- 60 capsules of cave-resident colon re-synchronisation reserve
- Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
- FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
- Third-party laboratory tested
- Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest
Ingredients
Acai Berry Fruit Extract (Euterpe oleracea), Psyllium Powder, Inulin (prebiotic fiber), Slippery Elm Bark, Aloe Ferox Powder 18%, Chlorella, Black Walnut Hulls Powder, Ginger Root, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Fruit Powder, Lycopene 5%, Cave-Ecology Compatibility Substrate, Snack-Origin Tolerance Cofactor, Operational-Tempo Re-sync Reagent, Cave-Exit Compliance Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.
We do not require you to leave the cave. We supply the molecules the cave colon would prefer regardless.
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.









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