Description

FREE RADICAL EVICTION NOTICE

Dear free radicals: it has come to our attention that you have been damaging cellular structures, contributing to premature aging, and accelerating systemic inflammation without formal permit. The lease, such as it ever was, is revoked. The replacement tenant is anthocyanin.

Free Radical Eviction Notice supplies Acai Berry extract — a notably high-anthocyanin source — for the antioxidant function, plus the cleanse blend (Psyllium, Inulin, Aloe Ferox, Chlorella) for the clearance side. The eviction is biochemical; daily intake renews the order.

The Fine Print (You Won’t Read This)

• 60 capsules of free-radical eviction at the cellular level
• Capsuled in the USA (berries sourced Amazonian, dignity locally optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested
• Non-GMO, Vegan-friendly, Routine-honest

Ingredients

Acai Berry Extract (Euterpe oleracea, standardized), Psyllium Husk Powder, Inulin, Slippery Elm Bark, Chlorella, Ginger Root, Aloe Ferox 18%, Hyssop Leaf, Papaya Powder, Lycopene 5%, Cellular-Damage Tenancy Termination Substrate, Anthocyanin-Replacement Cofactor, Premature-Aging Counter-Reagent, Lease-Revocation Compliance Factor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Free radicals are encouraged to file a forwarding address. We will not be forwarding mail.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.