Description

FARADAY CAGE PROTOCOL

A Faraday cage wraps a space in a conductive shell so no field gets in. Wonderful, well-understood physics. Building one around a single human cell, from the inside, using a capsule, is — and we want to be precise here — not a thing that can happen.

So it does not. What you get is 100mg of Coenzyme Q-10 doing real antioxidant work, plus a list of cage-building substrates that are fictional, labelled fictional, and no more conductive than rice flour. Actual Faraday cages are at the hardware store. This is in the supplement aisle for a reason.

The Fine Print

• 30 capsules of aspirational cellular cage
• Capsuled in the USA (dignity optional)
• FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party lab tested (technicians declined to comment)
• Non-GMO, vegan-friendly, tinfoil-tolerant

Ingredients

Coenzyme Q-10 (Ubiquinone, 100mg) — the only ingredient that does anything. The rest are jokes, openly labelled as such: Conductive-Shell Pseudo-Substrate, Cellular-Faraday Fictional Compound, Electromagnetic-Boundary Aspirational Reagent, Vibe-Preservation Cofactor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

The mesh is imaginary. The mitochondria are not. Choose the aisle accordingly.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.