Description

HANDCRAFTED SMEG MA BLEND

Small-batch. Ethically vague. Wildly moist.

The mug you reach for at 6:47am when you’d rather not be. Ceramic. Dishwasher-hostile. Loud on shelves. Louder in office kitchens. Your coworker will ask what it means. You will not answer. You will simply raise the mug.

Design wraps around the mug: SMEG MA brand mark, HANDCRAFTED SMEG MA BLEND slogan front-and-center, smegma.cc footer — same brutalist white-on-black patch design as the shirt line, inverted for the black ceramic (black-on-white so the design reads at three feet away).

The Fine Print

• Black ceramic, glossy finish
• Two sizes: 11oz (default) and 15oz
• Dishwasher-safe. Microwave-safe. Coworker-safe (theirs, not yours).
• Direct-to-ceramic sublimation print — full wraparound, both sides show the design
• Printed-on-demand, no inventory — yours ships when ordered

Coffee inside. Brand outside. Conversation the moment you set it down.