Description

BURN SLOW TASTE NOTHING SMEG MA

Three instructions on one label. The first two are genuinely useful candle-care advice. The third one is just there.

Burn slow — keep the wick trimmed, don’t let it tunnel. Taste nothing — this is a candle, not a snack, we shouldn’t have to say this but here we are. Smeg ma — no further explanation offered or required. Seven real scents behind the warning label.

9oz soy-blend candle in a glass jar, wrapped in the SMEG MA brand label: header up top, the slogan front and center, smegma.cc footer down below.

The Fine Print

• 9oz candle, glass jar with lid
• Seven scent options — pick your poison at checkout
• Approx. 40-50 hour burn time
• Printed-on-demand — yours ships when ordered

Do not taste. We mean it about this one.