GONE GOBLIN MODE T-Shirt

$24.99

Hygiene is a construct. You have transcended it.

Description

GONE GOBLIN MODE

Gerald went goblin mode decades before the internet gave it a name. You are simply carrying on the tradition. Fourteen months and counting.

Front-only print on heavy 100% cotton black tee. White-bordered patch design with the SMEG MA brand mark above and the smegma.cc footer below. Built for declaring things you would never say out loud.

The Fine Print

  • Single Jersey Men’s T-shirt, 100% cotton, ~180gsm
  • Black only (this design needs the black or the white border eats itself)
  • Sizes S through 4XL
  • Direct-to-garment print, machine washable cold inside-out
  • Printed-on-demand, no inventory, yours ships when ordered

Feral by choice. Fragrant by consequence.

Size Guide

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.4023.7025.00
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

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