Description
SNIFF THE SMEG MA
It is right there. The shirt is telling you to. Every functioning instinct says no. That is precisely why you should wear it in public.
Front-only print on heavy 100% cotton black tee. White-bordered patch design with the SMEG MA brand mark above and the smegma.cc footer below. Built for declaring things you would never say out loud.
The Fine Print
- Single Jersey Men’s T-shirt, 100% cotton, ~180gsm
- Black only (this design needs the black or the white border eats itself)
- Sizes S through 4XL
- Direct-to-garment print, machine washable cold inside-out
- Printed-on-demand, no inventory, yours ships when ordered
You were warned. You proceeded anyway.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |











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