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SORRY ABOUT YOUR NOSE Greeting Card
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WITH LOVE AND MILDEW Greeting Card
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GET WELL OR GET WEIRD Greeting Card
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YOU AGED LIKE A DRAIN Greeting Card
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Smeg Ma

The flavor you didn’t know you were missing. The merch you didn’t know you needed. Gerald’s legacy lives on — your dignity doesn’t have to. We make the gifts nobody asked for. Fermented in darkness. Shipped in irony.

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