Description

14 MONTHS FERMENTED

Look, we could tell you that SMEG MA Fungi Blend will change your life. But Gerald P. Fondlewrap didn’t discover the P.P. Foraeskinatta fungus by making promises he could keep.

Ancient fungal wisdom meets modern poor decisions. These spores survived conditions that would kill most living things. Your body is next.

What You’re Consuming (Spore-adically)

• 60 vegetable capsules of Black Fungus, Royal Sun Agaricus, and 8 other fungi
• Made in USA at FDA-registered, GMP-certified facilities
• Third-party laboratory verified — certified not that kind of mushroom
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian — kingdom Fungi representing
• Corn-free, Lactose-free — nothing to interfere with the fungal experience

Ingredients

Cordyceps Sinensis Powder (Mycelium) (nature’s pre-workout), Mycelium Mysticism, Reishi Mushroom Extract (Ganoderma lucidum Karsten)(Fruit) (Gerald’s favorite), Shiitake Mushroom Extract (Lentinus edodes)(Fruit), Fungal Enlightenment, Lions Mane (Hericium erinaceus)(Fruit) (smart fungus), Proprietary Blend: Maitake Mushroom Extract (Polyporus frondosus)(Fruit), Moldy Wisdom Complex, Turkey Tail Extract (Coriolus versicolor)(Fruit), Chaga Mushroom Extract (Inonotus obliquus)(Fruit) (ugly but effective), Royal Sun Agaricus Extract (Agaricus blazei)(Fruit), Mystery Mushroom Medley, White Button Mushroom Extract (Agaricus bisporus)(Fruit), Black Fungus Extract (Auricularia auricula)(Fruit), Spores of Wisdom. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Lingering Regret.

Not responsible for existential crises or enhanced self-awareness.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.