Description
ARTISANAL SMEG MA
Small batch. Hand-curated. Fermented for 14 months in conditions that would make a health inspector weep. This sticker represents everything artisanal should be: pretentious, overpriced, and deeply unsettling.
Stick it on your laptop. Your water bottle. Your ex’s car. We don’t judge. We can’t. Look at what we’re selling.
The Boring (But Accurate) Details
- Kiss-cut vinyl with strong adhesive — like regret, it sticks
- Glossy finish for maximum visibility of your choices
- Indoor use only — not waterproof (unlike Gerald’s legacy)
- Bubble-free application, bubble-free conscience not included
Every stench tells a story. This one’s a tragedy.
Size Guide
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