Description

BE MORE LIKE GERALD

In 1969, Gerald P. Fondlewrap discovered something extraordinary in a place we legally cannot name. That discovery led to SMEG MA, and now we bring you SMEG MA Men’s Multi.

For men who haven’t showered in days and call it ‘building character.’ These vitamins won’t fix that, but they’ll keep you technically alive.

Nutritional Bureaucracy

• Count: 60 vegetable capsules of herbal masculinity
• Origin: USA, FDA-registered, GMP-certified (alphabet soup of legitimacy)
• Testing: Third-party verified (they’re still independent, we checked)
• Dietary notes: Non-GMO, Corn-free, Lactose-free
• Side effects: Possible delusions of wellness

Ingredients

Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Gym Bro Essence, Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Gerald’s Masculine Energy, Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitamin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCI), Folate (400 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Toxic Masculinity (trace amounts), Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide) (the bro mineral), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Grillmaster Complex, Lutein, Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Stinging Nettle Extract (Urtica dioica)(root), Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens)(fruit) (don’t ask), Fantasy Football Focus, Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Hawthorn Berries (Crataegus pinnatifida), Cinnamon Bark Extract (Cinnamomum cassia), Bilberry Fruit Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus), Grape Seed Extract (Vitis vinifera L.), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Fruit Extract (Punica granatum), Mansplaining Catalyst, Echinacea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Beta Glucan (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), Spirulina (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb) (the stinky one). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Suppressed Emotions.

Results may vary. Side effects include questioning your life choices.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.