Description

BILLION CFU OF REGRET

Look, we could tell you that SMEG MA Gut Flora Formula will change your life. But Gerald P. Fondlewrap didn’t discover the P.P. Foraeskinatta fungus by making promises he could keep.

Live cultures that refuse to die. If these bacteria can survive what they went through, imagine what they’ll do to your intestines.

What You’re Ingesting (Billions Of Things)

• 60 capsules loaded with Billions of probiotic strains
• Made in USA FDA-registered facilities (bacteria born domestic)
• GMP-certified production — cleanliness standards that would make Gerald cry
• Third-party tested (the cultures passed, barely)
• Non-GMO, Corn-free, Lactose-free — intolerance-friendly

Ingredients

Proprietary Blend 40 Billion CFU of Probiotic Bacteria: MAKTREK (Bi-Pass Technology) (patented protection), Colonization Enthusiasm, Lactobacillus acidophilus (La-14) (classic culture), Bifidobacterium lactis (Bl-04) (acidophilus’s partner), Digestive Diplomacy Blend, Lactobacillus plantarum (Lp-115), Lactobacillus paracasei (Lpc-37), Bathroom Schedule Optimizer, Marine Polysaccharide Complex, Fructooligosaccharide, Internal Ecosystem Disruptor. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Maltodextrin, L-Leucine, Gut Instinct Residue.

Not responsible for existential crises or enhanced self-awareness.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.