Description

BREAK DOWN YOUR MISTAKES

In 1969, Gerald P. Fondlewrap discovered something extraordinary in a place we legally cannot name. That discovery led to SMEG MA, and now we bring you SMEG MA Digestive Enzymes.

You’re going to eat that anyway. We both know it. These enzymes will help your body break down the evidence. Your stomach needs backup. This is it.

The Actual Details

• 60 capsules of Makzyme-Pro™ powered breakdown assistance
• Capsuled at FDA-registered, GMP-certified USA facilities
• Third-party laboratory tested (the scientists were intrigued)
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian — plants helping you digest plants (and other things)
• Lactose-free capsules for lactose-questionable meals

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (the fun kind of fungus), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Poor Decision Breakdown Enzyme, Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (pineapple power), Gerald’s Stomach Acid, Papain (nature’s tenderizer), Fungal Lipase, Impulse Eating Aid, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Regret Dissolving Complex. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Buyer’s Remorse.

Results may vary. Side effects include questioning your life choices.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.