Description

ENZYMATIC WARFARE

Gerald P. Fondlewrap once said, ‘The stomach forgives, but it never forgets.’ Actually he never said that. But ENZYMATIC WARFARE acts like he did.

You’re going to eat that anyway. We both know it. These enzymes will help your body break down the evidence. Your stomach needs backup. This is it.

The Nitty Gritty

• 60 capsules — enough for two months of pretending you’ll eat better
• Born in USA-based FDA-registered facilities
• GMP-certified production line (cleaner than your kitchen)
• Third-party lab tested because trust issues are valid
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Lactose-free — the enzymes judge nothing

Ingredients

Makzyme-Pro™ Enzyme Blend: Fungal Protease from Aspergillus oryzae (nature’s garbage disposal), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Guilt-Free Extract, Lactobacillus casei, Lactobacillus plantarum, Bromelain (stolen from a pineapple), Impulse Eating Aid, Papain (nature’s tenderizer), Fungal Lipase, Digestive Denial Complex, Fungal Lactase, Alpha Galactosidase, Self-Control Bypass. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, Buyer’s Remorse.

Use as directed. Or don’t. We’re not your parents.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.