FOREVER NAP FORMULA (Rest Complex)

$18.28

Every nap could be forever with the right attitude. This formula brings you as close to eternal rest as legally possible while remaining conscious eventually.

Description

FOREVER NAP FORMULA

18 ingredients conspiring against your racing thoughts. FOREVER NAP FORMULA wins the war so you can lose consciousness.

Why face tomorrow when you can just… not? Melatonin (nature’s off switch), GABA (calm juice), and enough Ashwagandha (adaptogenic whatever) to make consciousness feel optional.

Specs (You’ll Forget By Morning)

  • 60 vegetable capsules of herbal hibernation
  • Capsuled in FDA-registered USA facilities (dreamy production standards)
  • GMP-certified — Good Manufacturing for Maximum Passing-out
  • Third-party verified by labs that work night shifts
  • Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free — nothing to keep you up

Ingredients

Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCL), Sleep Debt Accumulator, Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate), Melatonin (the main event), Shattered Dreams, Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend: L-Tryptophan, Goji (Wolfberry)(Lycium barbarum)(berry), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla)(flower) (tea time, but stronger), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Responsibility Postponement, Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John’s Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial), GABA (Gamma aminobutyric acid) (brainy stuff), Tomorrow’s Problem Delay, Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root) (stress begone), Inositol, Monday Morning Denial, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed). Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide, Tomorrow’s Anxiety.

If symptoms of good judgment appear, discontinue use immediately.

Size Guide

 60 Vegetable capsules
Bottle height, in3.80
Bottle diameter, in2.30

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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