Description

GERALD’S ORIGINAL CULTURE

In 1969, Gerald P. Fondlewrap discovered something extraordinary in a place we legally cannot name. That discovery led to SMEG MA, and now we bring you SMEG MA Mushroom Blend.

Ten species of fungi scraped from places you don’t want to know about. Cultivated in darkness. Fermented in neglect. Now available in capsule form for people who stopped asking questions.

Specifications (Shroomified)

• 60 vegetable capsules of ancient fungal wisdom
• USA-made in FDA-registered facilities (the FDA approved, DEA not concerned)
• GMP-certified production — quality mushrooms require quality control
• Third-party verified by people who know their Reishi (ancient Chinese wisdom) from their Lion’s Mane
• Non-GMO, Vegan, Vegetarian, Corn-free, Lactose-free — clean fungi

Ingredients

Cordyceps Sinensis Powder (Mycelium) (nature’s pre-workout), Dark Corner Discoveries, Reishi Mushroom Extract (Ganoderma lucidum Karsten)(Fruit) (fungal relaxation), Shiitake Mushroom Extract (Lentinus edodes)(Fruit), Gerald’s Original Culture (14 months fermented), Lions Mane (Hericium erinaceus)(Fruit) (smart fungus), Proprietary Blend: Maitake Mushroom Extract (Polyporus frondosus)(Fruit), Fungal Enlightenment, Turkey Tail Extract (Coriolus versicolor)(Fruit), Chaga Mushroom Extract (Inonotus obliquus)(Fruit) (not winning beauty contests), Royal Sun Agaricus Extract (Agaricus blazei)(Fruit), Basement Corner Extract, White Button Mushroom Extract (Agaricus bisporus)(Fruit), Black Fungus Extract (Auricularia auricula)(Fruit), Damp Environment Essence. Other Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Microcrystalline Cellulose, Magnesium Stearate, Spore Guilt.

Results may vary. Side effects include questioning your life choices.

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* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.